The whole problem began when there occured chronic intermittened freezing of a cellular dried good. This had an effect not unlike a vivisection of a Cultaneous air guppy.
The air guppy population on cultaneous IV has risen through astrononomical levels. To such a point, that the atmosphere became more guppy than air. due to spontaneous mating from constant collisions in the atmosphere. Over the years, seen from space, the atmosphere had attained a slight orange hue-- the small sun reflecting off of the golden skins of billions of the air-borne fish. The peoples of CultaneousIV had to wear guppy filter masks to breathe properly.
After many years of this ,and a myriad of other annoying factors, the peoples decided something must be done -and rather quickly.
After several meetings and rantings , barbeques, and lots of golden sushi, the peoples proposed a mass vivisection to curb the rediculous guppy population to a more modestly livable level.
Since nothing of the sort had been done before, no one could have forseen the drastic consequences of such an operation.
Apparently, by some awkwardly random bit of biological design,the air gupies of CultaneousIV have ,what was later dubbed, A Random Discoloration-Cumbustion Trigger. An internal, biological effect consisting of tiny effects happening, domino-like , that can only be sparked by a vivisection operation-wherein, within 24 hours(or 16,as the local Cultaneous days would have it) , the gupie's insides quickly exchange places with the outside,and with rather hideous force. Before which ,the guppies insides go through a chemical reaction that causes a completely random color shifting on the scale of a roulette wheel. So,ipso-facto, when the guppy ,to be blunt,explodes, The insides can be any color possible(and some not possible). This, as you can probaly deduce by now,led to an extrremely multicolorfully pacthed CultaneousIV. After which, the peoples became lovers of moving folk music,natural crafts,and lage gatherings around fires ,and mad dancing under the triple full moons,under a decidedly less guppy filled sky.
This was not the simularity in question of the effects of the intermittent freezing of a cellular dried good. Nor was the colorfull guppy explosions. The similarity lies in the vivisection operation itself, which ,being very tricky,involves (amoung many other things) a cellular breakdown utilizing bakinngsoda and vinegar.
I suppose that it could have been said that the intermittent frezing of a cellular dried good had an effect somewhat like mixing baking soda and vinegar,but we wouldn't of had our lovely journey through unfortunate biological dynamics of certain Cultaneous IV fauna.And what fun is a journey with out taking a side road once in a whilr to look at the peacocks,or smell the pancakes ,or what have you?.
The air guppy population on cultaneous IV has risen through astrononomical levels. To such a point, that the atmosphere became more guppy than air. due to spontaneous mating from constant collisions in the atmosphere. Over the years, seen from space, the atmosphere had attained a slight orange hue-- the small sun reflecting off of the golden skins of billions of the air-borne fish. The peoples of CultaneousIV had to wear guppy filter masks to breathe properly.
After many years of this ,and a myriad of other annoying factors, the peoples decided something must be done -and rather quickly.
After several meetings and rantings , barbeques, and lots of golden sushi, the peoples proposed a mass vivisection to curb the rediculous guppy population to a more modestly livable level.
Since nothing of the sort had been done before, no one could have forseen the drastic consequences of such an operation.
Apparently, by some awkwardly random bit of biological design,the air gupies of CultaneousIV have ,what was later dubbed, A Random Discoloration-Cumbustion Trigger. An internal, biological effect consisting of tiny effects happening, domino-like , that can only be sparked by a vivisection operation-wherein, within 24 hours(or 16,as the local Cultaneous days would have it) , the gupie's insides quickly exchange places with the outside,and with rather hideous force. Before which ,the guppies insides go through a chemical reaction that causes a completely random color shifting on the scale of a roulette wheel. So,ipso-facto, when the guppy ,to be blunt,explodes, The insides can be any color possible(and some not possible). This, as you can probaly deduce by now,led to an extrremely multicolorfully pacthed CultaneousIV. After which, the peoples became lovers of moving folk music,natural crafts,and lage gatherings around fires ,and mad dancing under the triple full moons,under a decidedly less guppy filled sky.
This was not the simularity in question of the effects of the intermittent freezing of a cellular dried good. Nor was the colorfull guppy explosions. The similarity lies in the vivisection operation itself, which ,being very tricky,involves (amoung many other things) a cellular breakdown utilizing bakinngsoda and vinegar.
I suppose that it could have been said that the intermittent frezing of a cellular dried good had an effect somewhat like mixing baking soda and vinegar,but we wouldn't of had our lovely journey through unfortunate biological dynamics of certain Cultaneous IV fauna.And what fun is a journey with out taking a side road once in a whilr to look at the peacocks,or smell the pancakes ,or what have you?.
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